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Counter strike-The unevitable game

Posted November 11th, 2006 in Counter Strike, Games by Sam

Even though people have been playing cs for years,I still feel that cs is something that people cannot miss if they have a laptop or a PC.No doubt,this is a wonderful game to play especially when you are playing LAN with your friends.

Actually do you know that there is a different feeling when you play as terrorist and counter-terrorist?

Thats what I am going to explain to you.When you play as a terrorist,you will tend to shout more and make a lot of uninvited noise.Thats what you will hear from a terrorist.On the other hand,counter-terrorist will be more quiet and only celebrate at certain time.For example when they save hostage,they will shout “YAAHOOOO”.Practically that’s the only time they will shout. Continue Reading »

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Posted November 11th, 2006 in Inspirational by Sam

God created the donkeyand said to him.
“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.”
The donkey answered:
“I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years”
God granted his wish.
…………………………………………………………………………….

God created the dog

and said to him:
“You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. ” The dog answered:
“Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
” God granted his wish.
…………………………………………………………………………….

God created the monkey

and said to him:
“You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. ” The monkey answered:
“To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.”
God granted his wish.
…………………………………………………………………………….

Finally God created man

and said to him:
“You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.”
Man responded:
“Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
” God granted man’s wish
…………………………………………………………………………….

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life.

Is’nt it?

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My First template

Posted November 8th, 2006 in Works by Sam

Here is my very first template for wordpress.

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Drawing Devil’s Heart

Posted November 8th, 2006 in Adobe Photoshop by Sam

Drawing Devil’s Hearts Tutorial

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~~NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE~~

Posted November 8th, 2006 in Funny stuff by Sam

Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occerrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Continue Reading »

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