50 Rajnikanth facts… Mind it…

1. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani’s way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
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.The MOON

2. Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun…
The sun got scared and hided itself behind the Moon…
Later this situation was named as..
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SOLAR ECLIPSE

3. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA

4. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first…
But Einstein died after watching that…
bcoz..
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LIGHT came second…


5.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race……
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Don’t even try to guess wat happened
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Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!

6. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

7. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset…..and the result was..
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BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY…

8. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom…
2day that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”…

9. Rajinikant went fr a morning walk frm Chennai
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and in afternoon police arrested him..
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why??
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Bcoz he reached USA without

10. Once Rajinikant bunked a whole day in school..
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Since then that day is known as sunday…

11. Rajnikanth doesnt need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates -)

12. Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for
the movie “mission impossible”
but he refused
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as he found the title insulting

13. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-Do you really think they are jokes?

14. Rajni once taught a child how to play

counter strike and that guy is now
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“OSAMA BIN LADEN”

thats rajini mindit

15. Once rajnikant donated blood to a small,thin boy suffering from malnutrition
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today the child is known as

“THE GREAT KHALI”

16. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back… .
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That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs

17. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

18. Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours … can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it…

19. Rajnikant issued a cheque

And.

The Bank bounced.

20. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

21. Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal…

The gas today is known as ozone layer

22. An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
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Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla … : D

23. as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities,
today that diary called as.
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Guinness Book Of World Records

24. once Rajnikant lost his wallet.
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since then….
the world is facing recession.

25. once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell….
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today that kid is known as inspector Daya.

26. Galileo used lamp to study… Graham Bell used candle… Shakespeare studied in street light…. But,
do u know about…
RAJNIKANT????
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.ONLY AGARBATTI !!!!!

27. once Rajnikant hit a six and that ball is known as
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Planet Pluto!

28. Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth
into his PC…
Guess wot…

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.His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one
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.bird.!

30. Intel’s new tag line for its processors …
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“Rajnikanth Inside”

31. Rajnikant’s school time homework is now known as
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wikipedia

32. Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding…………….
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While walking

33. once in a fight Rajnikanti got angry and showed the Middle Finger to a lady…….
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The lady got pregnant

34. Rajnikant was shot today..
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Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral

35. Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of…….
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18 seconds

36. Why did the British leave INDIA in 1947 ?
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Because they came to know a baby Named Rajnikant will be born in 1947

37. The newly got symbol for the Rupee is actually
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rajnikant’s signature.

38. Rajnikant doesn’t shave…
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he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow

39. Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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‘Oh my RAJNIKANTH

40. A 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,

it is called TATA NANO.

41. Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
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We all know who won

42. Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called
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‘Bill Gates’

43. Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from .
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which angle.

44. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as ‘.
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Emran Hashmi’

45. Rajnikant can make two parallel lines.
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46. Once Rajinikanth was throwing Paper Rockets in the air. The Next day, .
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World Trade Center Came Down!

47. Rajnikanth woke up in the morning and decided that he had to share atleast 1 or his knowledge with the World. Thus..

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Google was born.

48. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
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left and right before moving.

49. After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.

50. Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky.
It fell on a planet,
which is now known as
“SUN”
and the person is none other than
“RAJNIKANT”

MIND IT!!!!!

  1. hello…

    u know…

    he is the GRANDEST star of india!!!!

    yes i agree that his movies show him in a larger than life persona….

    but this is jus coz only how we people…in specific south indians… but indians like him!!!!

    if truly one knows abt rajnikanth…NO BODY WUD HAVE MADE JOKES ON HIM..

    HE IS A GREAT PERSON….SIMPLICITY IS WHAT HIS DESTINY GAVE HIM…BUT HE IS THE GRANDEST IN HIS PROFFESSION!!!!!

    HE HAS TRULY DONE SOME WONDERS IN REALLTY in his professional life..WHICH NO OTHER STAR IN INDIA WHO LOOKS MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN HIM N YOUNGER THAN HIM CAN EVEN IMAGINE to do….NO KHANS..NO KAPOORS…NO BODY!!!!

    REFERENCE:GO N TYPE RAJNIKANTH WIKIPEDIA IN GOOGLE!!!!!

    1 true fact of him:only filmstar who donates 15-17CR EVERY YEAR FOR CHARITIES….SHOW SOME OTHER STAR WHO DOES MORE THAN THIS….!!!HA..HAAAAA

    U CANT BUT U CAN MAKE JOKES….

    Reply
    • Hello Kumar,

      Grow up brother.You are so racist that you divided india into two parts now.South Indian and North Indian.FYI we all are aware of Rajnikanth and how GREAT he is.Do you think we are dumb that we don’t know a great star like him and you know it all because you might live in the same state.open up your mind and travel places and star learning about different people.

      We make jokes because we find him the best persona make these joke sound real.This doesnot mean that we don’t respect or love him.Search Youtube and you would find so many animated jokes for Amitabh,Himesh who are all north indians(according to you).

      First of all-We all are Indians
      Second-We know Rajnikanth more than you do and FYi again Rajnikanth is not a south Indian.He is born an raised in Maharasthra (West India)
      Third-Try to take things easy
      Foourth-Don’t try to abuse me after the post.

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      • Agree wholeheartedly with Mukherjee. No one is making fun of Rajani. These jokes are a testament to Rajani’s fame and larger-than-life persona. One small correction is warranted – it is true that he is from a Maharashtrian background but he was born and brought up in Bengaluru aka Banagalore, Karnataka.

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