Hello All, Do not have much time to manage the website nowadays. So posting after a very long time. Got this thing from a friend in an email so thought sharing with you all. Hope you all enjoy it.

Mumbaiya language is very unique in the world each and every mumbaikar is proud being one because only they know this language and can be identified anywhere in the world using this language. So Enjoy the language and other people can read and learn.

1.There’s a minor problem
Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

2. There’s a big problem
Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

3. There’s a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

4. You’ll be surprised.
Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

6. Don’t make a fool of others
Dekh, tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

9. There’s some misunderstanding
Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

16. Don’t just bluff?.OK?
E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

18. Don’t take much tension..
Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

19. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

20. I don’t care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

21. Please don’t overbore me?.
Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

22. All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye? kya?

To bhai aur unki behen log maja aaya ke nahi???

Well there is a special motive behind writtng this post 2:45 AM in the night. As i am very much glad that i saved my laptop from a biiig trouble and thereby causing me to wait for support guys to get it repaired and pay for the support some 1000 bucks i guess.

Now the story begins, Day was 15th August everyone was celebrating independance day out there and we were having holiday in college(Normally they wont give but thanks to Swine Flu) It provided us a nice holiday of about 4 days. So i was thinking of formatting my laptop because of lot viruses thanks to BGIMS computer lab (Virus house) grrrr…..!!!

So started with the procedure, went on normally put in cd Windows Vista (provided by Dell : God bless them). Went on smoothly but later on i found that after installing my windows there was some unpartitioned space which was not showing up in explorer. So first thing came to my mind was Partition magic ( This software i used long back to format and partition my old computer.) Now here the trouble starts. The software first said that it was compatible with Windows Vista but later it gave some error to me and then asked for restart. I restarted my laptop and nightmare came to me as Windows Famous “BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH”.

I kept it cool restarted windows with again taking boot from windows Vista CD. But this time it was not allowing me to format the existing partition.This night mare was really getting into my nerves now.Then came a very sad news about expiry of my relative and had to spend entire 16th with the family and forgot about the laptop.

When came back home on 17th evening i again started working on it. So it was not allowing me to format. I called up my vendor, He said he will come and look at it. He did not show up. He wud have normally take it to service centre and reformatted it with some magic that i would not have came across.

Since a software engineer if i gave up infront of this issue then It would have been an insult of my degree so i decided to do anything to make it work again. So i first went on google (As all engineers do..) and searched for the error code that my laptop was giving me. The error was  with code “ 0×8004240f ” . Many results came up some pointing towards microsofts website but visiting each link results in same forum entry, same replies and NO SOLUTION.

Luckily i find one webpage at Tech Pavan which discussing exactly same issue as mine. He has shared his experience and would be solution for this problem. Also stated to use it your own risk. So i took it and did what it mentioned over there.But not much of success.

Now i had lost my recovery disk also in the entire hard drive formatting and now the laptop was not starting only saying “bootmgr is missing” this was getting worse. I again searched some wierd query in google that how to install vista on clean hard drive and miracle happened. I came across this webpage telling about “Dell’s utility partitioning tool” and i followed the instructions there. And suddenly hard drive appeared on the windows instalation screen. This was magic for me as hard drive was not showing up when i was trying to install Windows and now suddenly it appears. I went on doing partiotions and installed Vista on my laptop and all drivers provided by Dell. This is best thing i found during my experince about Dell that is why it is famous for and now i have experienced it.

Ok enough now it is already 3:15 AM in night and got to go to college tomorrow morning. I shared my experience for those who may also have this kind of nightmare. So good night guys and have fun!!!

Broken hearted with a personality that’s parted
All alone in a world with friends
Nothing seems right it’s all coming to an end
Words are spoken but no one ever hears
Why do I cry these hot salty tears
No one to trust no one who cares
On my own in world of pairs
As much as I tell, you won’t understand
Look deep inside, it’s not what I planned
Lied to and cheated, I’m left defeated
What you see is what I choose to show
Perhaps you will just never know…

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