50 Rajnikanth facts… Mind it…

1. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani’s way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
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2. Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun…
The sun got scared and hided itself behind the Moon…
Later this situation was named as..
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SOLAR ECLIPSE

3. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA

4. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first…
But Einstein died after watching that…
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LIGHT came second…

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Marketing strategies explained…

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
“You are very rich! Can you marry Me!?” – That’s Brand Recognition

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Mumbaiya style…

Hello All, Do not have much time to manage the website nowadays. So posting after a very long time. Got this thing from a friend in an email so thought sharing with you all. Hope you all enjoy it.

Mumbaiya language is very unique in the world each and every mumbaikar is proud being one because only they know this language and can be identified anywhere in the world using this language. So Enjoy the language and other people can read and learn.

1.There’s a minor problem
Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

2. There’s a big problem
Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

3. There’s a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

4. You’ll be surprised.
Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

6. Don’t make a fool of others
Dekh, tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

9. There’s some misunderstanding
Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

16. Don’t just bluff?.OK?
E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

18. Don’t take much tension..
Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

19. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

20. I don’t care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

21. Please don’t overbore me?.
Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

22. All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye? kya?

To bhai aur unki behen log maja aaya ke nahi???

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