Samir Kamble

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
“You are very rich! Can you marry Me!?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk upto her and say, ‘I’m richer than your husband. Divorce him, claim alimony and marry me. Together we will be richer and more prosperous.’ That’s Merger and Accquistion?

Hello All, Do not have much time to manage the website nowadays. So posting after a very long time. Got this thing from a friend in an email so thought sharing with you all. Hope you all enjoy it.

Mumbaiya language is very unique in the world each and every mumbaikar is proud being one because only they know this language and can be identified anywhere in the world using this language. So Enjoy the language and other people can read and learn.

1.There’s a minor problem
Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

2. There’s a big problem
Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

3. There’s a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

4. You’ll be surprised.
Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

6. Don’t make a fool of others
Dekh, tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

9. There’s some misunderstanding
Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

16. Don’t just bluff?.OK?
E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

18. Don’t take much tension..
Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

19. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

20. I don’t care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

21. Please don’t overbore me?.
Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

22. All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye? kya?

To bhai aur unki behen log maja aaya ke nahi???

I have nothing to write.
Have no inspiration lately.

I am an open blogger wanting to write something and end up staring at the blank screen for hours like a loser…

Loser se yaad aaya, what has gotten into Kolkatta Knight Riders? Suddenly, I have new found respect for Ricky Ponting. How did he manage to win all those matches with an ass for a coach(John Buchanan).

Ass se yaad aaya, what is wrong with Imran Hashmi.. aaj-kal koi movie nahi aa rahi bande ki.. He has done more movies in the last 5 years than what Aamir Khan has done in his two decade old career.

Note that, it was Aamir Khan who held the record for maximum kisses (on screen of course) and he was conviniently replaced by Imran in his debut year.

Debut se yaad aaya, Varun Gandhi made quite a debut in Politics in and as “Pilibhit ka goonda”. He went overboard with his anctics, gave communal speeches which made LK Advani and Narendra Modi sound secular. Its almost certain that Pilibhit is voting for Varun this Loksabha elections. Next LS elections we can wait for his next movie – “The return of the goonda“. Read more