Mar
13
Is he selling Earth??
05:40 am
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Mar
05
You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat if..
04:36 am
Post is dedicated to one of my dearest friend who is also one hell of chat fan.[Especially Gals :-)]
- Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL bwahahaha..waaaaaaa :))
:)):)) - You watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on.
- You have called out someone’s screen name while making love to your
significant other.Hahahahaha! - You keep begging your friends to get an account so ” you can hang out“
- Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
- You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your
computer - you’ve ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face
- you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino’s pizza
- You have ever joined “Si habla Espanol” (spanish chat room) “just
to work on your spanish “ - you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone
know you are going to be away - you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe)
- you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete
sentences…UHu! Yep,wat? - you have met over 100 Yahooligans
- you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing
- when someone says “What did you say?” you reply ” Scroll up!I can’t
see“ - you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night
when your spouse or g/f is a sleep. - you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won’t know you are
on-line again - you know more about your Yahoo friends daily routines than you do your own
spouses - you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when they
complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
- you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your
own - you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much
instead of the truth (all night on-line)Bawahaha. - you change s/n’s so much that you have to get your profile to see who you
are - you’re broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell
your body to get a new one - you open your home to 15 strangers for a week merely because they have
computers and cool s/n’s - your kids are standing at your side saying “mommy, please come cook
dinner” and you would rather type another ” LOL“ - you marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your won computers and
chat to each other every night from across the room. - you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same
time - you don’t work at a job that doesn’t have a Yahoo Messenger Installed
- you won’t work at a job that doesn’t have a modem involved
- your dog or cats leaves you
- you have to ask what year it is
- you are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever do
when you first found chat - you write a letter like this…”dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gotta
go bbl!“ - you name your pets after people you talk to
- you smile sideways
- you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on
their buddy lists - you have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you have
met are - you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button
handy - you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter
- your significant other kisses your neck while you are chating and you think
“uh oh cyber sex pervo
“Muahhhh! - you have withdrawls if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
- you use Yahoo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one…hehehe)
- you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling
- your buddy list has over 100 people on it. ( No wonder why you always get
disconnected) - your worst comeback to a bully is “I’ll slap you with a rubber
chicken.“ - you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before
you have your first cup of coffee - you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake
- you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL’s welcome
screen (hehehe I used to have that) - you wait 12 hours online for a certain “special” person to come home
from work - you don’t know where the time has gone
- you end sentances with three(or more) periods while writing letters in
pen/pencil - your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
- you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your puter
- you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word
- you don’t even notice anymore when someone has a typo
- when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or
***Kisses***>>Muahh.:X:X:X - you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
- your voicemail/answering machine message is “BRB, leave your s/n and I
will TTYL“ - you type faster than you think
- you got your psychiatrist addicted on Yahoo too and are now undergoing
therapy in private rooms instead of at his office - you want to be burried with your computer when it dies…or vice versa
- you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted
- you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
your tv-screen at the end of a movie - people say, if it weren’t for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers,
you would have long been classified as a vegetable - you dream in text
- being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult
- there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are really
bored….yet you don’t want to leave incase you miss something - you double click your tv remote
- you can now type over 70 wpm
- you think about starting a 12 step recovery group for Yahoo junkies
- you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say
“BRB” or “BBL“ - you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail
- you go into withdrawls during dinner
- you spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a
room - you stop speaking in full sentances
- you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up
“giving” tech support to other Yahoolers - you have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
- your last sexual experience was really just a “VC Experience”
experience ( Cyber space) - you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to
“check your mail ” and while you were there you “just wanted to see
who’s on“ - you meet people from Yahoo in public and have no idea what their real name
is, so you call them by their s/n
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Dec
22
Useless Facts(Very Useful though)
07:20 pm
One more forwarded email i found in my mail box liked to share with all ;).
01) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
02) A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.
03) A shrimp’s heart is in their head.
04) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
05) Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
06) Rats and horses can’t vomit.
07) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib..
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
08) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, .
two rats could have over million descendants.
09) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
10) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S..
citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
11) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
12) Thirty-five percent of the people.
who use personal ads for dating are already married.
13) A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
14) Most lipstick contains fish scales.
15) Cat’s urine glows under a black-light.
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Nov
08
~~NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE~~
12:36 pm
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occerrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Read more
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