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~~NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE~~

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Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occerrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one

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One Response to “~~NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE~~”

  1. AvatarAnonymous
    Posted: Nov 9th, 2006 at 4:58 am
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    what is the atomic number?
    What are the persntage of flamebility?
    Electron configuration?
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