Indian mentality screwed… Best one…

शादी हुई …

दोनों बहुत खुश थे!
स्टेज पर फोटो सेशन शुरू हुआ!
दूल्हे ने अपने दोस्तों का परिचय साथ खड़ी अपनी साली से करवाया
” ये है मेरी साली , आधी घरवाली ”
दोस्त ठहाका मारकर हंस दिए !

दुल्हन मुस्कुराई और अपने देवर का परिचय अपनी सहेलियो से करवाया
” ये हैं मेरे देवर ..आधे पति परमेश्वर ”
ये क्या हुआ ….?
अविश्वसनीय …अकल्पनीय!

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Title se yaad aaya…

I have nothing to write.
Have no inspiration lately.

I am an open blogger wanting to write something and end up staring at the blank screen for hours like a loser

koklata-knight-riders

Loser se yaad aaya, what has gotten into Kolkatta Knight Riders? Suddenly, I have new found respect for Ricky Ponting. How did he manage to win all those matches with an ass for a coach(John Buchanan).

Ass se yaad aaya, what is wrong with Imran Hashmi.. aaj-kal koi movie nahi aa rahi bande ki.. He has done more movies in the last 5 years than what Aamir Khan has done in his two decade old career.

Imran Hashmi

Note that, it was Aamir Khan who held the record for maximum kisses (on screen of course) and he was conviniently replaced by Imran in his debut year.

Debut se yaad aaya, Varun Gandhi made quite a debut in Politics in and as “Pilibhit ka goonda”. He went overboard with his anctics, gave communal speeches which made LK Advani and Narendra Modi sound secular. Its almost certain that Pilibhit is voting for Varun this Loksabha elections. Next LS elections we can wait for his next movie – “The return of the goonda“. Continue reading