Mumbaiya style…

Hello All, Do not have much time to manage the website nowadays. So posting after a very long time. Got this thing from a friend in an email so thought sharing with you all. Hope you all enjoy it.

Mumbaiya language is very unique in the world each and every mumbaikar is proud being one because only they know this language and can be identified anywhere in the world using this language. So Enjoy the language and other people can read and learn.

1.There’s a minor problem
Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

2. There’s a big problem
Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

3. There’s a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

4. You’ll be surprised.
Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place
Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

6. Don’t make a fool of others
Dekh, tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

9. There’s some misunderstanding
Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

10. Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

12. Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

13. Just take him into a secret place
Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

14. O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

15. What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

16. Don’t just bluff?.OK?
E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

17. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

18. Don’t take much tension..
Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

19. Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

20. I don’t care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

21. Please don’t overbore me?.
Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

22. All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye? kya?

To bhai aur unki behen log maja aaya ke nahi???

Mumbai Anthem

Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum,
Yeh kaise kiye hum-par situm,
Na railways chale, na BEST chale,
Paidal chalte huwe nikle dum.

Waise office-se jaldi nikle hum,
Jamke station-thak badhaaye kadam,
Hum khade the magar, gaadi ki na khabar,
Toota ummeed-ka papaddum.
Aake baahar jab pheri nazar,
Dekha Bambai bana tha gutter,
Na auto chale aur na taxi rukhe,
Ab kaise karenge safar.

Hua baarishse yun saamna,
Na kahin bijali, koi phone na,
MTNL kho gaya, Ambani bhi so gaya,
Andheremein hamein chod diya,
Cell-phone bhi kare gadbadam,
Yeh kaisa bada sankatam,
Bhejemein fikr aur kuch na clear,
Bheegke tan man hua bahut naram.

Thoda rukhke maine saans li,
Yaad aane laga family,
Biwi tum ho kidhar, bachhee hain kya udhar,
Ya kahin phas jaayenge raat-bhar,
Ab kaise karenge aur sabr,
Kare koi na aisa suffer,
Mere dilmein fear, aankhonmein tear,
Tension chadne laga ekdum.