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You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat if..
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Loading ...Post is dedicated to one of my dearest friend who is also one hell of chat fan.[Especially Gals :-)]
- Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL bwahahaha..waaaaaaa :))
:)):)) - You watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on.
- You have called out someone’s screen name while making love to your
significant other.Hahahahaha! - You keep begging your friends to get an account so ” you can hang out“
- Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
- You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your
computer - you’ve ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face
- you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino’s pizza
- You have ever joined “Si habla Espanol” (spanish chat room) “just
to work on your spanish “ - you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone
know you are going to be away - you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe)
- you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete
sentences…UHu! Yep,wat? - you have met over 100 Yahooligans
- you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing
- when someone says “What did you say?” you reply ” Scroll up!I can’t
see“ - you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night
when your spouse or g/f is a sleep. - you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won’t know you are
on-line again - you know more about your Yahoo friends daily routines than you do your own
spouses - you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when they
complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
- you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your
own - you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much
instead of the truth (all night on-line)Bawahaha. - you change s/n’s so much that you have to get your profile to see who you
are - you’re broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell
your body to get a new one - you open your home to 15 strangers for a week merely because they have
computers and cool s/n’s - your kids are standing at your side saying “mommy, please come cook
dinner” and you would rather type another ” LOL“ - you marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your won computers and
chat to each other every night from across the room. - you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same
time - you don’t work at a job that doesn’t have a Yahoo Messenger Installed
- you won’t work at a job that doesn’t have a modem involved
- your dog or cats leaves you
- you have to ask what year it is
- you are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever do
when you first found chat - you write a letter like this…”dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gotta
go bbl!“ - you name your pets after people you talk to
- you smile sideways
- you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on
their buddy lists - you have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you have
met are - you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button
handy - you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter
- your significant other kisses your neck while you are chating and you think
“uh oh cyber sex pervo
“Muahhhh! - you have withdrawls if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
- you use Yahoo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one…hehehe)
- you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling
- your buddy list has over 100 people on it. ( No wonder why you always get
disconnected) - your worst comeback to a bully is “I’ll slap you with a rubber
chicken.“ - you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before
you have your first cup of coffee - you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake
- you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL’s welcome
screen (hehehe I used to have that) - you wait 12 hours online for a certain “special” person to come home
from work - you don’t know where the time has gone
- you end sentances with three(or more) periods while writing letters in
pen/pencil - your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
- you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your puter
- you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word
- you don’t even notice anymore when someone has a typo
- when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or
***Kisses***>>Muahh.:X:X:X - you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
- your voicemail/answering machine message is “BRB, leave your s/n and I
will TTYL“ - you type faster than you think
- you got your psychiatrist addicted on Yahoo too and are now undergoing
therapy in private rooms instead of at his office - you want to be burried with your computer when it dies…or vice versa
- you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted
- you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
your tv-screen at the end of a movie - people say, if it weren’t for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers,
you would have long been classified as a vegetable - you dream in text
- being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult
- there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are really
bored….yet you don’t want to leave incase you miss something - you double click your tv remote
- you can now type over 70 wpm
- you think about starting a 12 step recovery group for Yahoo junkies
- you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say
“BRB” or “BBL“ - you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail
- you go into withdrawls during dinner
- you spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a
room - you stop speaking in full sentances
- you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up
“giving” tech support to other Yahoolers - you have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
- your last sexual experience was really just a “VC Experience”
experience ( Cyber space) - you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to
“check your mail ” and while you were there you “just wanted to see
who’s on“ - you meet people from Yahoo in public and have no idea what their real name
is, so you call them by their s/n
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