Some Laws…. Newton 4got !
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don’t
want to be seen with.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: People with the seats at the farthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something,
which will last until the coffee is cold.